Lot and his two daughters left Zoar and settled in the mountains, for he was afraid to stay in Zoar. He and his two daughters lived in a cave. 31 One day the older daughter said to the younger, Our father is old, and there is no man around here to lie with us, as is the custom all over the earth. 32 Let's get our father to drink wine and then lie with him and preserve our family line through our father. 33 That night they got their father to drink wine, and the older daughter went in and lay with him. He was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up. 34 The next day the older daughter said to the younger, Last night I lay with my father. Let's get him to drink wine again tonight, and you go in and lie with him so we can preserve our family line through our father. 35 So they got their father to drink wine that night also, and the younger daughter went and lay with him. Again he was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up. 36 So both of Lot's daughters became pregnant by their father.
It ain't pretty is? We often hear about the degeneration of morals in society. This biblical text simply proves that slappers are as slappers do even back then.
And where was the mother? That's what I'd like to know.The other thing I'd like to know is if he was so drunk that he cannot even remember sleeping with his daughters - how on earth did he get it up?
But the bible, having probably been written by a series of men. of course has to absolve poor Lot of any wrong doing. It was his daughters - they were asking for it.
Interbreeding wrong. Evidence of this fact can be seen in the small town of Biggleswade in Bedfordshire in the South of England, which incidentaly boasts one of the lowest divorce rates in the country. But I'll leave it to you to speculate as to why.
Originally started by four or five gyspy families who settled near the great North Road, the inhabitants of Biggleswade have been interbreeding for years. True Biggleswadians have snubby noses and large flat foreheads. They are generally stocky and yes some of them do have webbed feet. They are genrally also not very bright. There is a high rate of illiteracy and some of them can barely string a sentence together.
As the traditions of transient workers has all but died out Biggleswade and its inhabitents serve no purpose whatsoever. They don't even make anything of use there. There is a cereal factory (situated just outside the town), a sainsburys superstore (situated just outseide the town) and a river (actually a small muddy stream which is siruated just outside the town).
Biggleswadians serve no purpose and drain tax payers money. All they do is steal things and breed horrible stubby nosed children.
They need to be exterminated or at least be contained in some kind of detention camp.
.It may actually work out cheaper to just fence the whole lot of them in and toss them the odd crunchy nut breakfast.
The only kind of comfort I can offer you is that a large amount of them kill themselves off with heroin eventually.
STOP THE ROT - RINGFENCE BIGGLESWADE
Proverbs chapter 23 (TEV)
29 Show me people who drink too much, who have to try out fancy drinks, and I will show you people who are miserable and sorry for themselves, always causing trouble and always complaining. Their eyes are bloodshot, and they have bruises that could have been avoided.
31 Don't let wine tempt you, even though it is rich red, and it sparkles in the cup, and it goes down smoothly. 32 The next morning you will feel as if you had been bitten by a poisonous snake. 33 Weird sights will appear before your eyes, and you will not be able to think or speak clearly. 34 You will feel as if you were out on the ocean, seasick, swinging high up in the rigging of a tossing ship. 35 "I must have been hit," you will say; "I must have been beaten up, but I don't remember it. Why can't I wake up? I need another drink."
Well that seems to have summed up my hangover fairly well. If you were wondering what all this religeous bollocks is about then I'll tell you that today I just feel closer to God.
Closer in as much as I think this hangover may kill me off and I'm one step closer to meeting him.
