Lady Nancy Astor:  Winston, if you were my husband, I'd put arsenic in your morning coffee.
Churchill: Madam, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

'I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it. It is never of any use to oneself.'

Oscar Wilde

'We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here and we want them now'

Richard E Grant (Withnail and I)

Deuteronomy 23.1

"If a man's testicles are crushed or his penis is cut off, he may not be included in the assembly of the LORD"